What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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