After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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