Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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