I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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