Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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