So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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