The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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