Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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