dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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