I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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