Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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