For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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