You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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