People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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