Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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