she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
She told me I should be a condom model.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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