Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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