Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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