No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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