you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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