Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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