i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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