Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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