I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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