do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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