I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
