a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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