I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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