Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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