we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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