My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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