were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She bit a glass in half.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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