I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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