she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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