remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sober January is a disaster.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I will pee on everything he values.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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