Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
