It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
