I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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