hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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