yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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