the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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