Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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