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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
