Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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