think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I don't think brook has ever known best
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
