Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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