So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
