but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry my hands just texted you
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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