my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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