Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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