Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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