TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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