Yo dont text me then not text me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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