she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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