We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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